(Uh, welcome aboard)
(Please pay close attention)
(To the flight attendant in front of you)
Ladies and gentlemen
Take your seats and then
Please do not forget
To fasten your seatbelts
We approach the runway
Today is a beautiful day
And together in this lovely weather
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
Baby, we're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
Baby, we're gonna crash
Hehehe, we're gonna crash
What's wrong?
Why do you all look so scared?
(Ladies and gentlemen, uh)
(We would like to inform you)
(That the tickets are non-refundable, uh)
Don't you worry now
We'll go back down
Faster than we got up
Yeah, this is gonna suck
'Cause when you fly low cost
You gotta keep your fingers crossed
If you try to hijack us
It makes no difference
'Cause either way
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
Baby, we're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
I'm not scared of your gun
No, you're funny
Passengers, are you there? (Yeah)
Alright, so here is what's gonna happen
I'm gonna sing a line, just repeat after me
Can you do that? (Yeah)
Alright, here we go
Woah, oh, oh (woah, oh, oh)
Woah, oh, oh (woah, oh, oh)
Ahhh (ahhh)
Hehe, gotcha
Alright, let's do it for real now
We're gonna crash (we're gonna crash)
We're gonna crash (we're gonna crash)
We're gonna survive
Don't repeat that one
That one is a lie, okay?
You know I'm kidding, right?
Low-cost airlines are actually safe
As a matter fact, If you take a look at the statistics
From the previous years, It shows that
That, oh, oops, oh
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash (are you excited?)
We're gonna crash
Baby, we're gonna crash
We're gonna crash
Take a nap, you'll feel better
Fall asleep forever
'Cause we're gonna crash
We're gonna cra-
Oh, look!
The World Trade Center! (Oh no!)
We're gonna fly above The World Trade Center
I don't know what you guys were thinking, okay?
Bad mindset
But after that
We're gonna crash
We're gonna crash (could you fasten your seatbelts?)
We're gonna crash
This song is gonna stay in your head
All day, all night
But it won't be for long
'Cause we're gonna c-