Hi kids!
Today, we will be talking about your parents
I'm an orphan
Shut your mouth
Anyways, can you guys tell me
What your parents do for a living?
Uh, yes, you
My father is a baker
Cool!
I have two fathers
And one mother
Ah, okay, anyways, kids
Today, we talk about the miracle of love, ah
This is mommy and this is daddy
When they met, they knew
They were meant for each other
And they fell in love
Awww
And after that, they got married
They fused together and they got you
You came to the world, yay!
And then, your parents got a divorce, OK?!
They got a divorce, alright?!