I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam That fat ol' bastard is dead and gone The news didn't show it, but I know it I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam We all got scrambled on TST And I knew right then and there that it would be me We were screaming on that radio for KMART to let us go But all we heard was... And I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam We held for hours in our CAP When the SOF guys said that he was taking a crap He was popping a vein in his forehead trying hard to push out a warhead When mine landed squarely in his lap And I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam He didn't look so dapper dying there on the crapper His problems were abated no longer constipated That aint no body double underneath all that rubble The B-1s said they got 'em but I saw him at Al Taqqadam His presence proved my thesis lying there in several pieces I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam...