There are certain things in life there just ain't no getting' 'round Heartache, death and taxes just to name a few So I wrote down a list of guarantees that I have found To be absotively posilutly true There ain't no green lights when you're in a hurry You're gonna be afraid if you always worry Lightning strikes then comes thunder You can't be sure if you have to wonder Ain't no dog that don't get smelly And you can't have beer, without the belly Now these words were not intended to discourage you But to shed a little light along the way That we all have the power over our attitude And here's a sample of the difference it can make A red light can save a life if you're in a hurry When you're afraid it's normal to worry A good rain comes with lightning and thunder If you're not sure it might help to wonder You can love a dog even those he's smelly And ice cold beer, is worth the belly