Decent at pleasantries
My heart's in my chest
My p's & q's on my sleeves
But I ain't no fool & I ain't naive
You can't tell right from wrong
So I had to write it down
For you in a fucking love song
I ain't no fool & I ain't naive
You say play nice
Babe I ain't nice
When I am told to be
& You like your women sweet
Dolled up and gagged in dirty magazines
Well I ain't no silent doll and I ain't that sweet
You say play nice
Babe I stay nice
Until i need to be mean
You think I'm nice
That's a dirty lie
You've been told to believe
That I'm sugar, syrup, saccharine
That I'm all lavender & tangerine
& If you tell me to smile please
I'll make sure to show you my teeth
& Play nice, babe, I'm as nice as a guillotine
You say play nice, babe, I'm as nice as gasoline
You say Play Nice
You say play nice
Play nice, play nice
Play nice, play nice