Got no money to spend on you Don't wanna end up in no zoo Nothing ever happens in our lives Couldn't be bothered to even try It's so boring being bored It's so boring being bored Sit all day nothing to do Couldn't give a toss for any of you Sit all day watching the news Tell us jokes we're not amused You people try to find us jobs We don't want work we're idle slobs Scrounging on the dole there's no tax Plenty of time to relax People try to ruin our day By arranging interviews far away Don't want work we can't afford Sooner go on just being bored Hope this doesn't go on too long As it's just a boring song