We all worked the stem Collar shoulder style eatin with our friends By the time say our prayers The dinner tables bare So we stole a lump of food Beanmaster cooks up the stew And there plenty a bound Till stewhogg comes around STEWHOGG QUIT STARING AT MY PLATE STEWHOGG YOU KNOW YER NEVER LATE STEWHOGG YER ALWAYS FIRST IN LINE STEWHOGG STEWHOGG DONT YOIU KNOW YER THE FIRST TO GET LEFT BEHIND Starve and die Starve and die We're gonna starve and die Well i had a stash of viddle Not enough to share you know i only had a little I guess i left the room too long Cuz stewhogg came along So i portioned out a plate Went down to the river to wash my hands and face As im coming back round the bend Stewhogg strikes again