There's a guy who lives in our town
And he's always sneakin' around
He checks out all the girls he can 'cause he's a dirty old man
He's old and he looks like a prune
His wolf whistle is way out of tune
Well, he checks out all the girls he can 'cause he's a dirty old man
He drinks his homemade punch
That's why he's out to lunch
Well, he checks out all the girls he can 'cause he's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man
He's a dirty old man