Two hot chicks, Joe's Bar and Grill Got into a tussle like bad girls will Out of the bar to the parking lot Fussing and a-cussing over what I got From the parking lot took to the woods You gotta know, honey, that I got the goods Champagne blonde and a hot brunette I'm about as fired up as you can get (Cat fight) It's what I'm talking about (Cat fight) Yeah the claws came out (Cat fight) Glory be (Cat fight) Over a dog like me Champagne blonde and a hot brunette Fightin' in the rain all soaking wet In stiletto heels, throwing down Those girls taking onto the ground Rumbling, a-tumbling, a crazy loud All that action drew a crowd Cops showed up, long story short They hauled us off to kangaroo court (Cat fight) The fur was flying (Cat fight) Ooh I ain't lying (Cat fight) Ooh-wee (Cat fight) Over a dog like me Miss Lady Judge, she banged her gavel She said, Hey Slim, let's me and you travel Screw named Jane said, not so fast Me and that boy could have a blast District Attorney said, I object I want me a piece of that, oh man, you bet The court went crazy, fur was flying Them chicks was nuts, I ain't lying (Cat fight) That's what I'm talking about (Cat fight) Yeah the claws came out (Cat fight) Ooh glory be (Cat fight) Over a dog like me (Cat fight) The fur was flying (Cat fight) Ooh I ain't lying (Cat fight) Ooh-wee (Cat fight) Over a dog like me