Well Charlie was a schoolboy He was only 12 years old He hardly ever went to school He didn't do what he was told He bullied kids for money He'd even rob the blind He saved his pocket money 'Cause he had somethin' in mind Oh look out here comes Charlie You'd hear the people say Oh look out here comes Charlie Mind you don't get in his way The teacher had a fit one day Made Charlie stand outside But Charlie didn't hang about He ran away to hide He went down to the shop Where he had been many times before And paid the last down payment On that shiny new chainsaw He ran back to the classroom 'I'll get you all' he said The teacher tried to stop him But he sliced off half his head He butchered all his classmates And just to make his day He smeared blood on the blackboard Saying 'Charlie rules OK' The headmaster sent a letter home Telling of what he done 'I know he is a lively lad But this is not my idea of fun. You must point out to Charlie That what he did was bad' But Charlie doesn't care because He's killed his Mum and Dad