I took my band way across the land
But to much ass can destroy a man
See i emptied all my glance
Inside the emptiness in all my fans
I spent all of my testosterone
Giving all my favorite fans a blow
It's hard for my hair living like a dog
And tonight the devil is riding a hog
Night is falling, curtains calling
My bio-clock is ticking so fast
(Course)
And it's gonna be Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée
Not now, no way
All the day i was doing the bum
Then i found myself taking a dump
It gave me time to contemplate
The state of my hair and it's terrible fate
Spent my life fighting of the pigs
Drinking beer and smoking cigs
Still it rips in a blowing gig
But now I'm stuck googling for wigs
Skin is glowing, dome is showing
My bio-clock is ticking so fast
(Course)
And it's gonna be Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée
Not now, no way
Hell Toupée, day by day
Always though that my hair would stay great
Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée
Just wigs and lace
(Guitar solo)
Night is falling, heads are rolling
My bio-clock is ticking away
(Course)
And it's gonna be Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée
No, not now, no way
Hell Toupée, razorblade
It's genocide of my hair to day, Hell Toupée
Hell Toupée, Hell Toupée
Don't fade away
Not now, no way