Let me write you a letter Then again I'll send a telegram Though I know you're not worth the effort Yet again I'll script another scam Jot it down Words half wound Open your Town I'm a clown, how profound Make a big frown Hello move right along Heres the part I really mean Don't you dare write me back I don't care what you're doing And I don't care when you'll be in town. Said what I said it's all true True you know its nearly nothing new I figure you'll find this letter has meaning than I meant it Jot it down words have wound up in your town (Up in your town!) I'm a clown, how profound Make a big frown Hello move right along Heres the part I really mean Don't you dare write me back I don't care what you're doing And I don't care when you'll be in town. (*Whistling*) Jot it down (Jot it down!) Words half wound (Words have wound!) Up in your town (Up in your town!) I'm allowed (I'm allowed!) write the letter (Write the letter!) with regrets Hello move right along Heres the part I really mean Don't you dare write me back I don't care what you're doing And I don't care when you'll be in town.