I wanna be like Charlie Harper,
There's no one so sweet and no one so sharper.
And I wanna look like Charlie Harper,
'Cause he's a punk rock god, a rock 'n roll martyr.
I wanna see him rock 'n roll with his combats on,
He's so much more than skin and bone.
With a stranglehold and a warhead on,
He's got more hair than a Rolling Stone.
Well I love him and he loves me,
And I love him and he loves me,
And I love him and he loves me,
And I love him and he loves me.
He's going down in punk rock history, yeah!
We wanna be like Charlie Harper,
There's no one so sweet and no one so sharper.
We wanna look like Charlie Harper,
'Cause he's a punk rock god, a rock 'n roll martyr.
When I see him rock 'n roll with his combats on,
He's so much more than skin and bone.
With his stranglehold and his warhead on,
He's got more hair than a Rolling Stone.
Well we love him and he loves me,
We love him and he loves me,
We love him and he loves me,
We love him and he loves me.
He's going down in punk rock history, yeah!
Come on, Charlie!
(He's got a stranglehold on me)
(He's got a stranglehold on me)
(He's got a stranglehold on me)
(He's got a stranglehold on me)
I wanna be like Charlie Harper,
There's no one so sweet and no one so sharper.
And I wanna look like Charlie Harper,
'Cause he's a punk rock god, a rock 'n roll martyr.
I wanna see him rock 'n roll with his combats on.
(He's got a stranglehold on me)
He's so much more than skin and bone.
(He's got a stranglehold on me)
With a stranglehold and a warhead on.
(He's got a stranglehold on me)
He's got more hair than a Rolling Stone.
(He's got a stranglehold on me)
Well I love him and he loves me,
And I love him and he loves me,
And I love him and he loves me,
And I love him and he loves me.
And he's down on the farm with the C.I.D.