What's the deal with Ted? Why'd he shave his head?
Where did he get his brand new swastika?
Did he buy their bit, take the counterfeit?
Eat the hate that only made him get sicker?
He's with a gang now, you'll find them hanging out
By the phones in front of 7-11
Don't look at them too long, keep walking past the throng
Ready to throw down as long as there is more of them
To join their crew ain't hard, they accept any 'tard
Just so long as he is a caucasian
Essential #2: Hate people not like you
Because of beliefs or of their colorization
Some people shave their heads, Doc Martens replace Keds
Just because they like that good punk rock music
Then there's the other kind, racist because they're blind
Brainwashed and weak and i just wanna go be sick
What do you think makes you better?
What do you gain?
You shaved your head way too close pal
And cut off half of your brain
Somewhere back up the line, someone put alkaline
Into his cup of milk of human kindness
Caused him to deviate, traded his sense for hate
And now he wallows in a big pit of blindness