Kind of a boy, and kind of a girl Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink until I'm finding myself alone for a while When the most I've got is a half eaten smile I know that Speed Stick causes cancer, but You see, there's seeds of hope in a cigarette butt I'll drink and drink and think some more 'Til I hang us both, maybe, or... Try to make the best of a bad situation Try to make the best of a bad situation Your taxes mow your lawns in your old age contagion But I try to make the best of a bad situation A beautiful girl, she twists her hair I break my neck falling down stairs I thought a lot about the world around 'Cause when I thought about myself, it brought me down Try to make the best of a bad situation Try to make the best of a bad situation Your taxes mow your lawns in your old age contagion But I try to make the best of a bad situation There's a name for you on a bottle of bourbon There's a name for you on a bottle of gin There's space for you in a bottle of bourbon Is there room for me? Can you let me in? Try to make the best of a bad situation Try to make the best of a bad situation Your taxes mow your lawns in your old age contagion But I try to make the best of a bad situation Slow to build this chemical invasion But I try to make the best of a bad situation Try to make the best of a bad situation Try to make the best of a bad situation