I'm is the bar and I'm very rich I wanna drink and smoke forever Night of the nights and the king of the drinks Yeah, it's Captain Morgan breakfast The pleasure it is mine, I'm pooping in the corner The atmosphere is wonderful tonight I order 10 and then a few more I know it's Monday that's like Friday My voice is gone and I'll drink it back This is the daily routine way The pleasure it is mine, it's tasting like a diamond Here I go, there's much I have to try I wanna check it out, beer and wine forever I wanna check it out sickness doesn't matter Don't wanna leave it out, drinking all is better Don't wanna leave it out bombed k.o. forever! Aaaah I'm the puking god of thunder! There's no chair and as a matter of fact The world turns upside down. The pleasure it's mine, I'm lying in the corner But fast as a lightning I'm back at the bar I am a funny guy, so I order Cpt. Morgan Take the Coke and ram it in your ass!