No he doesn't like to drink And he doesn't care what people think When he tells them he loves god Amd nobody seens to care That he's lost a lot of hair And that he still lives with his mom Someday i hope to meet him Talk to him face to face I'd get him to autograph My sunshine junior tapes Jonni walker woh-oh He's just the coolest kid in town Everybody wants to be just like him But nobody knows just how Jonni walker woh-oh He's the envy of my eye If i could i'd change my name To start with a "j" and end with an "i" Well he's got himself a band And he prefers to stand Up front at all the shows He writes cool songs about his girl And about friends and about his girl And stuff that everybody already knows Someday i hope to meet him But i know i'm not worthy There's nobody cooler Except that jon from new jersey