When you need a motherfucker That can bark real loud I know a guy that's good He's pretty fucking rad at licking your nose clean He always ends up shitting All over my Flyers rug But I still gotta give him a hug And a French kiss too He's Puckward Nipples the 3rd That's my buddy Puckward Nipples the 3rd That's my pal Puckward Nipples the 3rd Barking at the neighbors Puckward Nipples the 3rd Take it J He always ends up shtting All over my Flyers rug He's Puckward Nipples the 3rd I'm glad I bought him at the store