Freddy Krueger tell another joke Freddy Krueger tell them about the time You got that girl with the fingerbang in the waterbed Ash from Evil Dead you fucking dick Ash from Evil Dead you fucking son of a bitch You make me laugh Your jokes are such a gas If I want a comedy Then I'll watch Cannonball Run But really when I wanna see Some fucking bitch get her head lopped off I'll call someone else Can I get a Jason Voorhees He'll punch your gead right off your neck (JJ blazing hot fire) Michael Myers, what a fucking joke Michael Myers, just a giant homo mime He's not the best unless he's boring me to death All these shitheads never get it right All these shitheads would rather sit around and tell a joke than fight I won't be watching them tonight If I want a comedy Then I'll watch Cannonball Run But really when I wanna see Some fucking bitch get her head lopped off I'll call someone else Can I get a Jason Voorhees Punch your head right off your neck Off your head, off your head You better run bitch Now you're dead, now you're dead And now he's taking a shit right down your throat