I know a guy who's half Japanese Won't by our record until it's out on LP Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright I know a guy who doesn't get to sleep Because he's staying up late with W.K. conspiracies Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright And you know, yeah you know he hits the North East every year And the Ski Jackets make music that nobody want to hear But that's okay, yeah he's okay I know a guy who's half Japanese I've been rocking his bass head since 2003 Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright I know a guy who bikes really fast In the Safeway 500 he came in dead last Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright The only bands that he likes are the Dear Landlords and The Copyrights And he wants a tattoo that says "Minky Erg's the best! Fuck you!" On his fists and his tits Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright I know a guy Who's obsessed with really odd food Who's probably going to cut you Who sabotages bike shops Who wouldn't buy an Xbox Who heckles when he's loaded Who head almost exploded Carry out