Santa's got a mullet and he's coming christmas eve Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me Frosty's got a stovepipe hat And rudolphs nose is red Santa's got a mullet Sitting on his head. Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking out for him Driving in his hotrod, with the killer rims Santa's got a mullet As he's streaking through the night Jamming to Foghat And drinkings Coor's Light Singing Fa la la la... Singing Fa la la la... Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps, Santa's wearing Oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp Santa's got a mullet, and presents for all of ya I thought he was from the Northpole but he must be from Canada Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long Santa's got a mullet Santa's got Yeah Santa's got Santa's got... a schlong