Don't do those things I've done before 'cause you'll regret it at 30 and up You'll repress it and one day, spit it up Stayin' out late to worry Ma' and Pa', drinkin' and drivin', sex w/o sobriety Go have fun, but never smoke that funny stuff Don't do those things I've done before 'cause you'll regret it no matter what Don't judge a man by his color, nor judge a book by it's cover No more than one lover, murder, that's # 1 The #1 thing not to do is murder and it's not so fucking fun 'Cause the only person you thrill is yourself Don't cheat and don't steal, karma is real And what ever you do, don't do those things your forefathers have done 'Cause you'll get nowhere, and nothing=0 0% of 0 =0, don't be a hero What goes around, comes around, what goes up, must come down Don't do this, don't do that, don't ever do that silly crap Nothing is no one, if that's you choose You don't need no booze, just believe in me my son I hope one day you tell your son not to do the things that I have done What your forefathers have done 'Cause 0% of 0=0, DON'T BE A HERO!