Fratelli e sorelle, buonasera I walk in my own shoes I said no to the red papal shoes I don't need a golden cross I can wear a metal cross I drive with the bus I can drive the bus I can carry my briefcase myself Do I look like an elf? (Elf) Nope, nope, nope I am a modern pope Even on Facebook I just like I do not hate I can speak any language Because I use Google translate I make photos with my cam And post them to Instagram I cannot turn water into wine But I think I can make a Vine I see on Twitter People are bitter Seek and find God in all things #SpreadLove, Hallelujah Come and spread love, dove #SpreadLove, Hallelujah Come and spread love, dove Fly high above the sky My nickname is Pontifex Which is Latin for bridge builder Pontifex I will rebuild the church Pontifex Don't get me wrong, still no premarital sex (sex) Nope, nope, nope I am a modern pope When I come home like Lassie I watch football, I like Messi And hey, who am I to judge gay? If they search for the Lord, it's okay And it makes me sad When I find sisters who aren't joyful I love tango And I used to dance when I was young ♪ We must restore hope to young people Help the old, be open to the future, spread love Be poor among the poor We need to include the excluded, and preach peace I see on Twitter People are bitter Seek, and find God in all things #SpreadLove, Hallelujah Come and spread love, dove #SpreadLove, Hallelujah Come and spread love #SpreadLove, Hallelujah Come and spread love, dove #SpreadLove, Hallelujah Come and spread love, dove Fly high above the sky I promise to pray for you (Amen!) Instead of European troika, you can have the Trinity The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit