My lady's a beauty but she's a bit daft
If not for her bosom she'd confuse fore for aft.
When she called my ship a boat I felt some dismay
But when she called my gears cogs I couldn't let it slip away.
A gear may have cogs but a cog is not a gear.
Like a queen may have a crown but a crown makes not a queen.
All gears may have cogs but no cog is a gear.
Some things go together but they are not the same thing.
My lady's so lovely but she's a bit dim.
If I don't open the door she'd never find her way in.
We've courted for months but she can't recall my name
Calling me "that fellow" rather throws me off my game.
A gear may have cogs but a cog is not a gear.
Like a king may have a crown but a crown makes not a king.
All gears may have cogs but no cog is a gear.
Some things go together but they are not the same thing.
My lady's not brilliant but she's got some sass
When she caught me with her sister she booted me in the ass.
I know a bastard when I see one, she angrily said.
For once in her life she hit the nail on the head.
A gear may have cogs but a cog is not a gear.
Like a king without a queen is not much of a king.
All gears may have cogs but no cog is a gear.
Some things without each other don't mean a damn thing.