See the glass cats
Watch it splash cats
See the liquid roll off of the table
See your human
In their socks cats
As they step in
The puddle you made
Little girl holds
A full sippy cup
Only drinks half
Of the juice up
She leaves for school then
The bottle lands with a splash
Your paws get sticky
On the floor
See the glass cats
Watch it splash cats
See the liquid roll off of the table
See your human
In their socks cats
As they step in
The puddle you made
Humans watching
TV distracted
Or they leave to
Use the bathroom
Jump up on the
Coffee table
Then knock the milk down
And lick it up
See the glass cats
Watch it splash cats
See the liquid roll off of the table
See your human
In their socks cats
As they step in
The puddle you made
Ice cold glass of
Water at bedtime
Set it down not
Far from the pillow
Tongue can't reach it
At two in the morning
So knock it down, then
You're satiated
See the glass cats
Watch it splash cats
See the liquid roll off of the table
See your human
In their socks cats
As they step in
The puddle you made
What care we if
They're done drinking
What we care about
Is physics in motion
Tap the glass cats
Watch it jiggle
If it doesn't tip over
Then knock it again
See the glass cats
Watch it splash cats
See the liquid roll off of the table
See your human
In their socks cats
As they step in
The puddle you made