SIR WILFRED I will not be imprisoned with the ordinary rabble, I am Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins, The Third, I've no loyalty or love to those buffoons within my cabal, It's no time for delay or lollygagging -- WAFFLE My word! SIR WILFRED Gaah! The Waffle! WAFFLE You're the fellow who attacked me with this Robot, which then sent me A million light-years from my planet! SIR WILFRED Get away! WAFFLE But now I've got the controls, and I was Wondering if it went the other Way if I reverse and then I jam it? SIR WILFRED NOOO -- SIR WILFRED -- GUH! What -- where -- PIRATES Yo ho! On we go! Way hey! All the way! Yo ho! On with the show! Way hey! A slaughter today! SIR WILFRED Ahoy! Ahoy there! PIRATE CAPTAIN Look, mates! Another one! And who be ye? SIR WILFRED I am Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins the Third! PIRATES You believe it? 'Ere, he's royalty! Now what's the chance? Absurd! PIRATE CAPTAIN Well, I wonder if she'd like ya deep-fried, scrambled, poached, or shirred...