Jeremy: Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy! Daddy! Devo: What. What. What? What? WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Jeremy: Can I have a snack? Devo: Hmmm... I'm gonna pop some corn Got a bag of Cheese Doodles in my pocket I-I-I'm hungry, looking for some junk food This stuff's freakin' awesome I, woke up in the middle of the night to hear my stomach roar I was just dreaming 'bout some snacks from the corner store Drive into Wendy's, order a Frosty The clerk be like (unintelligible) Don't want no healthy food, salad or a cantaloupe Craving so much meat that I could barbecue an antelope Shoving so much food in me it'd force a lesser man to choke Then I'll wash it down with an icy cold can of Coke (Pop open can) (drink) (Burp) Now that's what I mean! Fritos, Cheet-Os, Doritos, I'm gonna buy 'em all and eat those Queso dip would be neato, goes with my bag of Tostitos All of this is gonna feed a hungry man when he's in need of Something salty to eat or some stuff to put on a pita I'm-a get this bag of chips, I'm-a get this bag of chips You know what would go good with that? Another bag of chips. Goldfish and Cheese Puffs or anything that's orange I could get all of it, I got plenty of storage They had a day-old donut, I bought a day-old donut Then guess what I did with it, oh come on you know what Hello, oooh, Double Stuff is back in fashion Pac-Man ain't got nothing on my snacking passion I could get some hot wings, those go pretty fast son The guy behind me's like "Aw man, he got the last one" What you know about barbecue or spicy nacho? What you know about cool ranch or sirhacha? I'm munchin', I'm crunchin', empty bags left in a pile One big mess is what I'm leaving in the aisle Thank the genius who created Cheez-Whiz, that gimmick Is vegan, I'm pretty sure there's no organic matter in it I'm at the ShopRite you can find me in the candy aisle I'll go somewhere else after I stare at chocolate for a while The Hersheys, The Andes, the sweet gummy candies I'll take 'Em all, the plain or fancy, but you can keep that Nutter Butter Just put it back 'cause I can't eat that Nutter Butter I'm freakin' allergic, just leave that Nutter Butter! Clerk be like "Sir, do you want paper or plastic?" And I'm like whoa, eighty dollars worth of junk food I think I could eat up everything up on this earth, but Eighty dollars for this bounty, I think that was well worth it I call that much better than a sandwich I call that a freakin' midnight snack, bitch! I forgot the cookie dough, and this tub Of Jell-O Pudding's not expired, I don't like how it's looking, though Eat game, check out what I chow on late at night Tryin' to make sense of an endless appetite ...that's my appetite (Jeremy: Good stuff! Thanks Dad!) () Now when I stuff my face I'm in my happy place I love the way it tastes Not a crumb will go to waste (repeat) () Brought to you by new Nabisco Shiz-Nits. The official snack food of hip hop! Nabisco (Yayuh!)