A haze is in bloom Alone in my room And the only relief is that you're not here too The moon is on fire The night of the living assholes A truth has been born, it's tattered and torn Think it over Brendan's afraid That Sheila got laid She crashed and she burned all the plans that he'd made Now he's tossin' 'em down like some suicidal clown And I'm fuckin' bored Of being a lifeguard So, kick it over Is that a foot in your mouth? Or are you just glad to see me? Yeah, I've been waiting all night For someone to come and bore me What part of the word no Do you have trouble understanding? Oh, baby, baby, I gotta go My lights are flashing, my ship is sailing I think my train is derailing Sometimes I feel like a clown Sometimes I feel like a saviour I guess that don't justify my anti-social behaviour But there's a wire in my head A white lightning solution Forget the books that I've read I'll kick your teeth in, you beat my head in Wait for the wisdom to set in It's such a gas Slumming with the working class For painters and sisters Let's wind him up and see if he cracks The street's full of glass The night of the living assholes Don't waste your energy on me You fuckin' phony p.b. Or I'll kick it over