I've got an epic story (of a) of an epoch soaring (and a)
And a boy wakes up (in a) in a wake of roaring (so he)
So he runs down to the fairgrounds (where his)
Where his lady fair's found
And he picks up her pendant
So she picks him to run down (now they)
Now they have a dual shot (so they)
So they duel a robot
Then he sums up some silver
As he Guzzles some soda pop
Then a nerdy girl with blue hair
Blew a fuse with the princess there
And the might of the warp field
Might have taken her anywhere
So he jumps right in to claim her
The rite of the rpg gamer
Riding the blue wave of mystery
Writing a new page in history
And he spins into the woods, and he fights
The would be killers that attack him on sight
Climbing the hill to the castle he feels alone
But he'll find his princess sitting on the throne
But then she vanishes into thin air
Because in this time she's not the rightful heir
Then the nerdy girl must have bowled through
All of space and time in a very bold move
Teeming with stress she unlocks the hints
Teaming her brains with her common sense
If you vary the past just a little bit
Then time passed is so very different
I don't have the power to rein the rain
And I don't have the power to raise the rays
I don't have the power to seize the seas
But I have the power to daze the daze
It seems the queen has been kidnapped
And the seams of time were torn when her ancestor came back
So they search the church but are attacked at the altar
Then saved by a frog, an altered man, with an offer
So they join up with the man with the frog face
To face the dungeon at their quickest pace
And find the beast in true-form with 6 sets of feet
Then set off to battle with their greatest feat So the team frees the chancellor and the queen
They also unfreeze the princess from the in between
They place the queen in sheer joy in the hands of the kingdom
Then to the place where they sheared time between them
On their back when they land they don't hurt a sole soul
But when they're back at their land they recreate a feaux foe