If there's a little girl or boy screaming in your back seat I hope this song will help them get to sleep So you can put on some old Metallica or maybe some Nofx Not too loud but loud enough that you can bang your head And dream of days before you lost your edge The Wiggles CD's been on repeat It's driving you insane But it's the only thing that seems to work so you start it up again The songs are good but they're accompanied by the sounds of your child's screams You try to goto sleep at night but there's questions in all of your dreams like "Who's in the wiggle house" I'm in the wiggle house Somewhere down the line you'll have to remind yourself This is when you lost your coolness In the front seat of your car And somewhere down the line you'll try to rewind a bit But the tape deck ate the tape and they don't make it anymore