I was playing TF2 the other night
When I suddenly saw the most epic sight
A player on the other team all dressed in green
Brightest loadout of all humankind
We fought each other long and hard
Both one on one
But he was dodging left and right, shooting his gun
And, finally, after a fair fight, when he won
In the chat he dropped his Lenny Bind
Did you see that guy
He's so hip and fly
He's the coolest guy
'Cause he's got a Lenny Bind
Look at his weapon shine
Check out that funny sign
He has the superior mind
He's got a Lenny
Bind me to my word, this is the truth
The absolute coolest thing about the youth
Is their hilarious, original, clever quips
I wish that I could ever be that smooth
So when this Scout main owned me in a fight
I was speechless, no way to come back to the bright
Funny and simply epic chat response
With nothing that could beat a Lenny Bind
Did you see that guy
He's so hip and fly
He's the coolest guy
'Cause he's got a Lenny Bind
Just hang me out to dry
'Cause I'm about to cry
Can I get my weapon signed
He's got a Lenny Bind
I saw you on a Minecraft trade server today and I just
Oh, I couldn't contain myself, you are just so sexy
Take me now, Papi, I love your Lenny Bind
Did you see that guy
He's so hip and fly
He's the coolest guy
'Cause he's got a Lenny Bind
He shot me and I died
Then owned me with a bind
He's confident and so kind
He's got a Lenny Bind