These days the numbers just aren't adding up
Another week with an empty cup
And we're all just expected to take it and smile
Loyal arms of the rank and file
Well some men will rob you with a knife or a gun
But if you see a man with a pen, you best run
For that is the most evil thing you can find
Just sign on the dotted line
Lawyers and lawmakers were once the rule breakers
Until they just rewrote their books
Behind their closed doors they just changed all the scores
And now we're the ones they call crooks
Well some men will rob you with a gun or a knife
But a man with a pen makes me run for my life
For those are the most vile creatures you'll find
Just sign on the dotted line
Now I'm sitting in prison wondering how it went wrong
I don't own one stitch of nothing, and my love is long gone
Let's just all sing together, till the walls close us in
And we're burned for our made up sins
Well some men will rob you with a knife or a gun
But if you see a man with a pen, you best run
For that is the most evil thing you can find
Just sign on the dotted line