Now I'm about to introduce myself
Cause you clearly have good taste
We are a heavy fucking metal band
From outer fucking space
Our drummer is a fucking alien
Our guitarist: a machine
And they're about to play the sickest riff
You've ever fucking seen
We're from the future
We're super cool
We live forever
We break the rules
Ten-thousand light-years
Here to proclaim
We're here to rock and roll
You know our name
We're the best band in the universe
Rock so hard it fucking hurts
Everybody else is worse
Best band in the universe
Best band in the universe
Rock so hard you'll fucking burst
We invented music first
Best band in the universe
The horn player make you bust a move
You just can't handle it
The bassist plays such a disgusting groove
You'll take a fucking shit
I'm waking up at the crack of dawn
Just to do two things
I write really fucking kick-ass songs
And then I fucking sing
We're from the future
We're super cool
We live forever
We break the rules
Ten-thousand light-years
Here to proclaim
We're here to rock and roll
You know our name
We're the best band in the universe
Rock so hard it fucking hurts
Everybody else is worse
Best band in the universe
Best band in the universe
Rock so hard you'll fucking burst
We invented music first
Best band in the universe
And now
To take this song to the next level
We've gone back in time
To planet earth
In the year 2021
To bring you a special guest
He saved the galaxy once before with the power of rock and roll
And I believe that he can do it again
Right here
Right now
He's finally here
The moment you've all been waiting for
Get ready
For the one and only
Ninja Brian