I will talk to you while all the other bands play Go ahead and try to leave I'll just fucking stay I just want to show you this part in my band's new song I hope it doesn't take too much time It's only seventeen minutes long I'll play it through my phone while you try to sell merch Get out of my way, bitch I was here first I've got a great idea for a new song for you It's all about balls and ass, peepee and poopoo Are you on Xbox? I want to play a game Oh, you're not in the band? (What the fuck?) Then get the fuck out of my way I need to be noticed, or I won't survive Bro, I don't know the lyrics, but can I grab the mic? It's cool if you don't give it to me I'll just hang out on stage Can you grab me a beer? I'm still underage Do you guys have any weed to smoke? I've got this eighth of regs that I grew under the stove (Why is the merch so expensive?) Is the t-shirt free for me? It's okay if not, you can just sign my CD Even though I have like ten, I feel like you owe me For driving eight hours just to keep you all company Hey, yo, my dude Where you goin'? Can I watch you pee? I can hold your dick and then tag us on IG Bruh ♪ (Dude, show him the breakdown) (You like this breakdown, boy?) (It's all like, da-dun-da-da-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun) (Isn't that sick?) (Dude, it is so tight) You must feel so lucky that I'm here Seriously, bro, can you go get me that beer? You must feel so lucky that I'm here Seriously, bro, go get me that motherfucking beer