Who can take your trash out? Stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty-thingy too? The garbageman! (Oh, the garbageman can!) (The garbage man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you!) Who can take this diaper? (I don't mind at all!) Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball? The garbageman! (Yes, the garbageman can!) The sanitation folks Are jolly, friendly blokes Courteous and easy-going They mop up when you're overflowing And tell you when you arse is showing! Who can? Who can? Who can? Who can? The garbageman can! 'Cause he's Homer Simpson man He cleans the world for you!