What does Dave in the pub have in common with politicians in power?
They absolutely love that Columbian marching powder
12 locations around Westminster were tested for drugs
Of the 12 locations, 11 tested positive for cocaine
Two AM on Sunday, text your dealer your address
At your desk on Monday and you're feeling you're a mess
This time say you mean it and you're gonna stop the drinking
Gets to Friday, smell a pint, you buy it then you sink it
Strolling round in Shoreditch people fighting in the streets
Sniffing powder white as people that their Grandma likes to meet
That's what Dave in the pub has in common with politicians in power
They absolutely love that Columbian marching powder
Michael Gove, Tory MP, has openly admitted to taking cocaine
When asked about this he allegedly responded
"I joined the Tory party to bang some lines, then bang some nines"
Gove's political career appears to be unaffected
Tark retunded all over his tie, unfortunately it was silk
Karen crosses the street when she sees anyone darker than milk
A 50 year old says nice tits to a woman of 24
She tells him "fuck off"
He responds "You can't say anything anymore"
And you might think they're different but they're actually the same
When work gets them down they talk to their mate Michael Caine
See that the rare thing that people share with politicians in power
They all fucking love that Columbian marching powder
How are you going to ban something you do yourself?
One rule for them and another for everyone else
12 locations around Westminster were tested for drugs
Of the 12 locations, 11 tested positive for cocaine
Including the bathroom nearest Pope Johnson and the Chells offices
The Times reports that one MP even had their drug dealer on pay roll