Full speed ahead, rock-n-roll is dead The girls and boys from the mickey mouse club Clocked it the head T.V. makes people so tired Bored as a bird on a wire I check the pulse and I light a match And then I set the tele on, I set the tele on fire Tell me what's the deal Tell me what's the deal Cuz it really seems to me Bona fide is a whole deal Fake is the new real Take a bite out of crime Long as it's not on your dime If honesty will put you in jail You know that we're living in phony times You say you wanna get turned on You take a moment and kick yourself And then you drop yourself, you drop yourself a bomb Tell me what's the deal Tell me what's the deal Cuz it really seems to me Bona fide is a whole deal Fake is the new real