Once upon a time in a famous story A girl named Alice got very curious About a little white rabbit who passed by She followed him and soon found herself falling in a very deep hole Into a strange place called Wonderland Wait, I can't tell where this is going One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do a thing at all Go ask Alice When she was ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know your going to fall Tell em' hookar smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Call alice When she was just small When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Ask Alice I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the white knight is talking backwards And the red queens off with her head Remember, what the door mouse said Feed your head, Feed your head What kind of place is this One pill makes you larger, And one pill makes you small. Can you tell me please which way should I go That depends on where you want to go It doesn't matter I don't even know where I am Ah, if you just want to get some place just keep going And if you go chasing Rabbits, And you know you're going to fall. Tell em' hookah smoking caterpillar, Has given you the call. And that way lives a large hare Visit either one you like they are both mad Tea time, time to take a pill Time to take a pill No!, why