He'll get your papers signed
Your checks in line
Coffee in the morning time
All to make your comfort number one
He'll make you noodle dishes
When you're sick
He'll even do a little trick
All to make your life a little fun
Offer's quick; don't let it pass
Call the number rather fast
Mr. Flower is so cool
Only at our lowest price for you
Think of a luxury
Whose will is free
Leisure where and when you need
We all know you need this in your life
Always let him charge at night
Keep the room he's in shut tight
Check his lights and make sure they're not red
He'll give you perfect sight
A reading light
Helps you take a bath at night
Though he may run away with your wife
Offer's quick; don't let it pass
Call the number rather fast
Mr. Flower is so cool
Only at our lowest price for you